COSMO SEX TIP #8329
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
(via foreignlands)
and now i just sit in silence.
amazing.
drowning in anxiety tonight.
(Source: your-escape-route)
Why is this making me cry from laughter right now.
I am crying. My sister and I were cracking up with my mom over her liking fucking shitty ass Nickelback and my cousin made us watch this. *Crocodile tears*
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
(Source: nicolasiscaged, via capeliving-winterdreaming)
this past year has fucking kicked my ass to the ground.
single most awkward moment of my young life was when i watched this
(Source: harryedwerd, via untiltheresnothinglefttolose)
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
(via somethingcomingover)
wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:
omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
I hope you got married, just saying
Now that’s a man
(Source: periodandbonerstories, via untiltheresnothinglefttolose)
everything in the way of me and summer:
finals week.
hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties
yes i do
no one can twerk dat ass like you
i swear its true
(Source: 4fagsunderthestars, via somethingcomingover)
